Blogger, things just ain't gonna work out between us. Besides that, I've... well, I've been thinking, I'd sort of like to see other blog platforms, you know? Well, to tell you the truth, I've sorta been... um, there's no easy way to say this, but... I've sorta been messing around with WordPress. Yeah, I don't know how it ever came to this, myself, but... I'm sorry, Blogger. It just can't work out, you know? Between your heinous HTML auto-formatting and the asinine way you handle images, I can hardly stand even looking at you anymore, frankly. WordPress is prettier than you, smarter than you, suits all of my needs and then some - my needs, you know?
Yada yada yada, Blogger can smoke a tailpipe, join me at my new blog!